laugh-addict: when shipping costs more than the item and i’m just like
boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A B C the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours D E
tommilsom: Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O” The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work” The first scientist...
thebluthcompany: cinematicshit: I love Arrested Development but I have no love for its crazy fans who quote everything even the lines that are not that funny and talk about it all the time and make all their Facebook cover photos into screenshots from the show.
Getting off the tram
Little kid behind me: awww look a bunny. Let's catch it ... and eat it!
At a bird show
Host: There are many misconceptions about owls, one of them being that they are wise. That is simply not true. Their eyes are so large it leaves very little room for anything else.
Mikie: Same can be said about my ex.
kattygirls: so I wake up click on facebook and ladies and gentlemen, my brother.