February 2011
January 2011
When people my age love to drink and party,
ieroismyhero:
and i’m sitting there like……..
but… what if i like both?
The awkward moment when everyone is singing happy...
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs just chillin.
greenlantan:
lmao. rich people humor.
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
rosiebristol:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
I’m happy with being short. I can run through people’s legs.
– Dan Radcliffe (via living-death)
When people are like "OMG, I'm so tired I stayed...
And I’m sitting there, like: “I do that every night.”