When people my age love to drink and party,
ieroismyhero: and i’m sitting there like…….. but… what if i like both?
The awkward moment when everyone is singing happy...
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs just chillin.
greenlantan: lmao. rich people humor.
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
rosiebristol: Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
I’m happy with being short. I can run through people’s legs.– Dan Radcliffe (via living-death)
When people are like "OMG, I'm so tired I stayed...
And I’m sitting there, like: “I do that every night.”